用英语编写一个小故事。急！

1.它们是从美国直接带过来的 Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。” 2.Cat Zhualaoshu Cat chasing a mouse was, into a flower shop. Mouse found Molugetao, comfortable Picking up a bouquet of roses when weapons, as strong resistance. Cat 1:00 shocked, immediately Dixialetou, shy and said: "Sigui, too sudden a……" 猫抓老鼠 一只老鼠被猫追赶，误入花店。老鼠发现无路可逃，顺手抱起一束玫瑰花当武器，作顽强抵抗。猫一时惊呆了，立马低下了头，羞涩地说：“死鬼，太突然了……” 3.Really important foreign language Once, a large rats and mice in a small Dongwai Walking. Suddenly, a cat blocked entrance, rear its ugly plunged. Desperately running rats, cats feel like work on the recovery. In Shanqiongshuijin, small rodents come back, shouting一声directed at the cat: "bark." Cat he was scared off. Big rats boast: "OK ah, but also single handedly, formidable!" A small mouse Mohan, sighed and said that: "It seems master a foreign language is very important ah!" 外语真重要 有一次，一只大老鼠和一只小老鼠在洞外散步。突然，一只猫堵住洞口，张牙舞爪扑来。老鼠拼命跑，猫就使劲追。就在山穷水尽时，小老鼠回过头，冲着猫大叫一声：“汪汪”。猫竟然被吓跑了。大老鼠夸道：“行啊，还会一手，厉害！”小老鼠一抹汗，感叹说：“看来掌握一门外语非常重要啊！” 4.Moss wiping rats Mother rats suspected her husband has an affair, she bushes adjacent to the track her husband. While, a hedgehog from the holes drilled out. Mother rats Yezhu a hedgehog, said: "Sigui, said not an affair? Shining so many mousse to seduce Shuixia?" 擦摩丝的老鼠 母老鼠怀疑老公有外遇，她跟踪老公到草丛旁。一会儿，一只刺猬从洞里钻出来。母老鼠一把拽住刺猬说：“死鬼，还说没外遇？擦这么多摩丝去勾引谁呀？” 5.Rats to the toilet Rats to the benefit of, see also Xiong, did not Qisheng, bears saw a rat, and said: "You do not Picking out?" To the rats Chisuo not language. Xiong asked: "Picking out not ah, do you?" Rats nervously and said: "can not……" Xiong seize a mouse butt wipe away! 老鼠上厕所 老鼠去方便，见熊也在，吓得不敢吱声，熊看了老鼠一眼，说：“你掉不掉毛？”老鼠哆嗦了一下不语。熊又问：“掉不掉毛啊，你？”老鼠战战兢兢地说：“不掉……” 熊一把抓住老鼠擦擦屁股走了！ Whats You Chioce? "I shall have to give you ten days or $20," said the judge. "Ill take the $20,Judge," said the prisoner.英语笑话 1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don t know son. I m still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。 2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?" "Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"Ive make someone glad yesterday." "Well done. Who was that?" "My granny." "Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad." "Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, Granny, Im going home, and she said, Well, Im glad!" 一个主日学校校基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？” “我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。” “做得好，是谁呢？” “我奶奶。” “好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。” “是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！ 3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunts house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now heres a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman." "Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?" "They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once. "Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.". 迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。 孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：“喏，迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。” 迪克问：“像一个绅士？绅士怎样做呢？” 他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。” 迪克说了一声“噢”。他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：“凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。” 4 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold them! 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ 斯丹：浴室。 弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？ 斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！ 5 George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ” “ No,” said the mother, “its too cold. ” “ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ” 乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗？ ” “ 不行， ” 那位妈妈说， “ 天气太冷了。 ” “ 噢，那么， ” 乔冶， “ 他的足球可以出来玩吗？