英文剧本
Revised by Toefloral
ACT1 PO的梦境开场 传说中传颂着一名传奇武士,他的功夫早已成为不朽传说 他浪迹江湖，一路行侠仗义Legend tells of a legendary warrior, whose kung fu skills were thestuff of legend.He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.我看你这么爱吃，尝尝我的拳头如何!I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chewon my fist!!!武士一言不发 因为他嘴里塞满了食物。 而他一口把食物吞下，然后说道The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed.And then he spoke.
"少啰唆! 接招吧!"
Enough talk. Lets fight.他的致命招数无人能挡，敌人都被他的犀利亮瞎了眼，爆出了翔He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies will go blind, from overexposure to pure awesomeness.
我的眼睛!
My eyes!
他太给力了!
Hes too awesome!
而且很有型！And attractive.
我们该怎么报答你呢?
How can we repay you?不要迷恋哥，哥只是个传说There is no charge for awesomeness. Orattractiveness.
在他面前数字神马都是浮云，他打的不是怪，是寂寞。他屌而萌的气质一直被模仿，从未被超越。即使是名镇神州的盖世五杰，也对他佩服得五体投地It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for hisvoracity. Never before had a panda been sofeared, and so loved. Even the most heroicheroesin all of China, The Furious Five, bowed inrespect to this great master.咱们该出去放松放松We should hang out.
必须的！
Agreed.
走起！
Yeh！
但现在不是放松的时候 面对妖魔大军的人海战术 当务之急是...But hanging out would have to wait. Cause when youre facing theten thousand demons of demon mountain. There is only one thing thatmatters and thats...
阿波！起床咯！你上工要迟到了Po！ Get up! Youll be late forwork.啥?
What ? ...
ACT2 PO家里
阿波 快起床 ！嘿！你在上面磨蹭什么呢？ Po , get up. Hey! Po, what are you doing upthere?
啊，没啥。猴子! 螳螂! 仙鹤! 毒蛇! 老虎!哇哦！Ah .. nothing .. Monkey, mantis, crane,viper, tigeress, roar~~
阿波，快点，你赶不及上工了Po,lets go , you re late for work
我来了，对不起，老爹Coming... Fell down stairs Sorrydad
‘对不起’有毛用，又做不了面条！还有你在上面鼓捣啥呢，挺吵吵的Sorry doesnt make the noodles and what areyou doing up there , all that noise
没什么 做了个犯二的梦而已 ！Oh nothing , just had a crazydream
什么梦? About what ?
啥？Uh ?
你梦到什么了?What were you dreaming about？
我...我梦到...对，我梦到面条了What was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhhnoodles ...
面条？ 你真的梦到面条了？Noodles ? You were really dreaming aboutnoodles?
啊，没错，我还能梦到些啥？Uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about?
谢谢Thank you~~
哦，悠着点，那汤很……给力Oh ...careful， that soup is ...sharp
哦，太令人高兴了我的儿子终于梦到了面条你不知道为了这一刻 我已经等待了多久 这是个好兆头啊 阿波！Oh ... happy day.. my son finally having thenoodle dream! You dont know how long I ve been waiting for thismoment. This is a sign! Po~
什么兆头?
Ahh ..a sign of what?
你就要准备好继承我的"秘制面汤"的秘方了子承父业，像我一样接管我从我父亲那继承的他继承自他的父亲和朋友打麻将赢来的这间餐馆
You are almost ready to be entrust withthe secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’llfulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . Just as I tookit over from my father, who took it over from his father who won itfrom a friend in a game of Majiang.
老爸 别激动 只不过是个梦Dad dad dad, it was just a dream
不 这是个中国梦 我们是面条世家 面汤流淌在我们的血管中No , it was THE dream. We are noodle folk,broth runs though our veins
但是 老爸 你有没有曾经想过... 去干点别的 除了做面条之外的事情？But dad , didnt you ever , I dont know,wanna do something else ? Something besides noodles
实际上想当年我年轻气盛时也曾想过要离家出走去学做豆腐Actuallywhen I was young and crazy, I thought about running away andlearning how to make tofu
那你为啥没去呢?
So why didntyou
理想很丰满，现实很骨感，你能想象我做豆腐有多二吗?哈哈哈哈，豆腐?
不，在这个世上我们都有自己的归宿。我的归宿就是这里，而你的...
Oh , because it was a stupid dream, canyou imagine me making tofu .. Hahahahah... tofu ... no , we allhave our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is...
我懂的 也是这儿I know , is here
错！是2号 5号 7号和12号桌，微笑服务哦！No, it’s at table 2,5,7 and 12, service witha smile
唉……
Eihh...（sigh....
ACT3 JADEPALACE
干得好 徒弟们 如果你们的目的就是为了让我失望的话Well done, students... ...if you were trying to disappoint me.虎妞 不够凶狠猴子加快速度老鹤再高点毒蛇灵巧些螳螂...
Tigress, you need moreferocity. Monkey greater speed.Crane, height. Viper,subtlety.Mantis...
师傅
Master Shifu...
干嘛?
What?是……是龟仙人，龟仙人有请
It...its Master Oogway,he wants to see you.
ACT4 SACRED HALL OFWARRIOR
龟仙人您召见我有何贵干?Master Oogway, you summonedme? Is something wrong?一定得有要事 才能见见自己的老朋友吗Why must something be wrong for me to want tosee my old friend?这么说来...没事?
So, nothing iswrong?我可没那么说
Well, I didnt saythat.你是想说...？
You were saying?我预见到...太郎将重出江湖I have had a vision. TaiLung will return.这不可能! 他身处狱中That is impossible. Hes inprison.一切皆有可能
Nothing is impossible.平先生 火速飞去啸岗监狱 叫他们把狱守数量加倍 把武器加倍把一切都加倍 绝不能让太郎逃出来Zeng, fly to ChordomPrison. Tell them to double the guards, Doublethe weapons. Double everything. Tai Lung does notleave that prison.是! 师傅
Yes, MasterShifu.是福不是祸 是祸躲不过One often meets his destiny on the road hetakes to avoid it.我们必须采取行动 不能让太郎回到和平谷任由他去复仇 他会... 他会...We have to do something. We cant just havehim march in the valley. And take hisrevenge.Hell, hell...汝心如此水 我的老朋友 若波澜起伏 则难窥其就 而容其平静 则答案自现Your mind is like this water myfriend. When it isagitated...it becomes difficult tosee.But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomesclear.龙之典！
The Dragons scroll.
时机已到...
It is time.
但是谁呢? 谁有资格继承这无穷的力量? 谁有资格成为龙斗士?
But who? Who is worthy to be trusted withthe secret to limitless power? To become the DragonWarrior.我还不清楚
I dont know.
ACT5 PO家的面档
不好意思 借过
Excuse me.
抱歉
Sorry.嘿 看着点 阿波
Hey, watch it Po.
抱歉，哦哦，抱歉，真的很抱歉
Sorry, Oo...oo sorry. a thousandpardon.什么？龟仙人要选龙斗士了 就在今天 大家快去玉殿 中原五侠客之一将被授予龙之典
等了几千年终于等到今天 赶快吃 吃完快走快去呀!!这是武林史上的一大盛事！别管钱了快走吧
What? Master Oogway is choosing a DragonWarrior, today. Everyone, everyone, go! Get to the Jade Palace! Oneof the five is going to get the Dragons Scroll. We have beenwaiting a thousand years for this. Just take the bowl! This is thegreatest day in Kung Fu history!Dont worry about it. Just go!阿波 你要上哪去?Po! Where are yougoing?上玉殿去To the JadePalace.但是你忘了带上你的面条小车整个山谷的村民都会上那去 我们的面条就能卖疯了But youre forgetting your noodlecart.
The whole valley will be there and youwill sell noodle to all of them.卖面条?但是老爸 我在想... 或许我Selling noodles? But Dad. You know I was kind ofthinking, maybe I...什么?
Ya?我想或许我可以..
I was kind of thinking, maybe I...Ahh...
啊？
Haa..?
也卖卖豆沙包 豆沙包放着都快发霉了
Could also sell the bean buns. Theyreabout to go bad.这才是我的儿子!我就说那个梦是个好兆头
Thats my boy! I told you that dream was asign.没错 做这个梦真好...
Ya... Im glad I had it.
ACT6 去JADE PALACE的路上 加油 加油 就快到了。 什么？ 不！ 不要！ 不要啊！Uh yeh. Almost there.What? No! No! No!我们先走了 阿波 放心吧 会给你带纪念品的
Sorry Po. Well bring you back asouvenir.
那不成，你们等着我带纪念品回来
No, Ill bring you back asouvenir.